If you want a dodgyportrait...I'm your man!
All proceeds will go to the Unemployed Opera Singers Relief Fund
If you want a dodgyportrait, you could have a go yourself of course. Alternatively, I can do one for you. All you need to do is get in touch and tell me what you want. I will do my best... Oh, I do pets too, as it were.
Qualifications:
'O' Level Art - Grade B
Nancy Kominsky TV show fan
Client testimonials:
Y: 'Er....I like the hair and the shirt.'
N: 'Oh, that's great. You've got a good feel for the material...Who is it?'
A: I showed a photo of your painting to a friend and now he wants one. As for me, I was a bit disappointed by this area here (pointing at hand).'
E: 'For a minute I thought it was doggy portraits.'
Prices: Reasonable
All proceeds will go to the Unemployed Opera Singers Relief Fund